School Tales: Adulthood

So, yesterday I had the kids characterize different stages of life with a few words or phrases. Here are some of their impressions of the adulthood experience:

Do drugs
Fight
Hot flashes
Watch R-rated movies
Have affairs
Annoy children at times
Be in control
Have sexual contact
Discipline
Talk about nothing
Go to jail
Get divorces
Kidney failure
Work at Taco Bell
Mentalpause/metapos (menopause?)


Pretty sure that wasn't exactly the description of adulthood that I had in mind, but hey, what do I know?!