Deceased Feline.

In the span of 12 hours, I have received two very random, yet unrelated text messages from unknown sources:

1) "1 drink huh? That's Bush league girls...straight Bush league!!" Okay?

2) "Come by to get free stuff. I'll be at my place until 4 or 5 (and i have snacks and drinks too!)" Mmmmmmm... snacks and drinks! Irresistible. Free stuff, you say? What kind of free stuff? Oh, I am very interested in free stuff; a little disappointed to find out that you sent this text from a (510) "Bay Area" code (as in Oakland, CA).

If this is you, please identify yourself. The cat- dead. The curiosity- unbearable.