Cleaning out the pockets of my pre-laundered pants, I happened upon a note I confiscated from a frisky (female) student a few weeks back.
Scrawled on the front:
Answer diz
befor you
read
Do you like me a lil?
Yea - no
if no dont read the rest
The opened note revealed the following message:
Do you want ta go out
Back out with me
yea or no.
if no it aint matter.
Translation anyone?
Answer this
before you
read (the rest)
Do you like me a little?
Yes or No
If not, don't read the rest.
Do you want to go back out with me?
Yes or No
If not, it doesn't matter.
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6 comments:
Let me respond with a note I confiscated...this was written by Home Wrecker to Tall Drink of Starbucks:
Subject; your'e hawt
Hey hawtie,
wuz up. so you go out with _____.
So I was wondering if you were going to the party that AJ throwing. So buddy, I think you are really hawt, but you r takin (LOL). and If u were not takin I would ask you out. (LOL) So if u go to the party let me knowh !!! And if ya gurl friend doesn't go I will dance with, cuz me and Alex don't go together.
Give me ya numba!!
P.S. Your'e hawt!!!!
Holla at me if you wear shorts cuz I am going to wear shorts.
oh that was good for a nice, long, hearty laugh. as we know i am very familiar with "tall drink of starbucks" but who is home wrecker? that's not our "starts with a 'K' ends with an 'ayla'" is it?
No...I actually do not remember her name...Samantha knows all that gossip so I would have to ask her. Kayla might have a crush on Starbucks but then again, they all have crushes on each other and it varies from day to day!
wait, let me give the real translation of he note, ms. K.
"I'm desperate and I have no self esteem. Please mark yea to make me feel like I mean something in this world."
oh, the teenage angst.
Where'd you find my note??
Great notes. ealeah, I thought I took your pens away!
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