For a Moment I thought I was in Egypt

While driving out of Kingwood this evening, I witnessed quite an event. Directly in front of me, I noticed the redneck driver of a bright yellow Penske truck and a middle-aged sloppyish soccer mom in a mini-van jawing at each other. It wasn't long before each resorted to the typical one-finger salute, while screaming all kinds of obscenities at the opposite party. The Penske truck sped ahead with the mini-van in hot pursuit. While traveling at a high rate of speed, another redneck in the Penske leaned out the passenger's side window and heaved a tent stake at the mini-van! A major eruption ensued with both parties exiting the vehicles for a 30-second standoff. I'm happy to report, however, no firearms were brandished and the incident ended peacefully soon thereafter with the parties separating ways.